Tuesday, 5 June 2012

MEntorrr si David Bailey

David Bailey, born into a time of chaos during world war II, is known as one of England's greatest photographers. What with swirling love affairs, many marriages, undeniable talent, and endless opportunities, he turned into the go-to guy. He taught himself photography, and carried himself to the John French studio, where he became an assistant in 1959. It wasn't long before all his freelance work was noticed and he was contacted by Vogue to become their fashion photographer. 


Vogue became the catalyst of his career, and he sky-rocketed.  Bailey began shooting for British Vogue in 1960, his interpretation of what he thought was British fashion and true celebrity persona gave him the opportunity to forever transform photography. Everyone was infatuated with his dramatic lighting effects and stark backgrounds, and not to mention everyone loved seeing household names in his photos.

Bailey was always consumed in taking photographs that served as portraits. Two very important and significant components that were always present in his photographs, were prominent shadows and candidly real expressions. Even when taking pictures of professional models he would rather them be candid than noticeably posed. He noted that taking pictures of actors was the hardest, because you never really knew who they were to begin with.  

He focused on what was happening in the moment infront of him rather than reminiscing the past or mocking the future, that's why his pictures will never become outdated, they are simply timeless. Photographers whose pictures become outdated are the photographers that focus too much on the style or the hype of their time period rather than what is clearly meant to be the most important aspect of the photo; the subject.  
Before him, many pictures were very bland and fabricated, Bailey broke down the cultural trend of rigid class barriers and instead changed it to a more rebellious punk look, with high fashion. He wanted truth to be the biggest light that shined on the picture, and it wasn't that the picture was expected to give you a confession, but that you learned something about the subject, or about what they felt of themselves. He is somewhere in that big mixing pot of what's responsible for the transformation of very conservative and stiff to free and thoughtful photography. 


Bailey helped capture and basically construct the culture of high fashion and celebrity chic in London, by doing so he socialised and became associated with actors, musicians and royalty, and found himself elevated to celebrity status. He took many photos of celebrities, and some include John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and even Andy Warhol. His pictures always carried a looming feeling of mystery, he always left you wanting to know what was going on behind the scenes because his models seemed like they had something to say. 
 Bailey's pictures are timeless, of course you notice the little things in the picture that lead you to believe that they're not from the current time period, but you never feel like you need to switch to something more modern. Bailey always took pride in what he said when he first started his career, which was that he didn't want to take pictures that would date, and even at 74 years old he feels the same way. 
         


        


Tuesday, 29 May 2012

youre the reason for the teardrops on my rayograph



My rayograph consisted of:
gravol
 a slice of lime
a cut out of me and my 3 cholos
a cut out of the statue of liberty
a sad bitter girl in the dark room

This mostly expresses my wonderful/ homicidal longing to be in New York City again.
We're off to NYC chumps

Monday, 28 May 2012

Bean




Dis be my cyanotype cha know what i mean? BATHICALLY
 I printed this picture off on a laser printer, 
painted a piece of whatever type of paper with that yellow stuff


waited for that to dry
placed the acetate ontop of it
took those two and put them in that glass thing
took the glass thing outside where the sun hit


waited 10 minutes for it to finish
ended up freaking out cause it burnt
redeemed myself by throwing it into those chemicals you wouldnt want to drink
watched it turn blue
took it out and hung it on that hanging thing
had a dance party.
;)

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

i make six-pence a week


Shadow Lass



So for my first process, I decided to make a gel medium. I know it's really sweet and pretty badass but you need to calm down because I am only human folks. Making this was a long process and took a couple of days so i'm going to explain how I did it (even though I know my only blog viewer is you Zanini). Essentially I printed this picture out and I taped it to this piece of bristol board and then I got this weird white glue acrylic ish and spread one coat on it every time it got dry from the last coat till it became thick enough and I put it in lukewarm water and took the paper off which left me with the gel medium, cha know? If that wasn't sufficient in the sense that you wouldn't be able to make one based off my steps, then you can learn how to properly make a gel medium here.


lololol good one i hope you didn't actually think i was going to go out of my way to search gel medium processes, you have google, you do it. man o man these gen y'ers

So Jwan, what can I do with this gel-medium??




You can make a "Beware of Shadow Lass" sign, to protect you from robbers that make gun hand gestures.

You can accessorize with a Shampoo bottle holder, just incase you need that extra push to finally get you in with the cool kids.
You can frame Shadow Lass for Kony's war crimes, so the facebook activists won't know what hit'em.

You can filter your street lamp light, just cause filtering street lamp lights are a thing.

You can stay in disguise whilst undercover.

You can use it for motivational purposes i.e. Setting a goal for your desired weight.



You can put it on a lamp to make it look really pretty

Picture with flash & now I'VE PROVEN IT'S A GEL MEDIUM
So guys and gals, I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to make a gel medium.



Sunday, 29 April 2012

I seriously need to stop using the same models



BREAKIN DA RULZ


ISO 400
Ap: f5.3
Shutter Speed: 1/40 

in this photo, i broke the rule of thirds.  

ISO 400
Ap: f5.3
Shutter Speed: 1/40 
in this photo, i broke the rule of symmetry? and that light cone thing broke the focus of the picture.

My theme is, daria is stupid. Ha ha. c:
Just kidding, alright so let's get down to business. My main goal when I started taking these photo's was to use as many of the light poles as I could, making the composition look a bit iffy, and making it as asymmetric as possible. I did take pictures along the lines of that description, however I did not end up deciding to have them as my main photos, simply because I thought that having many poles in the photo would end up looking like LINES :) a rule of photography. Back to the drawing board, what can I do, or at least try to do, to successfully break the rules. At first I had an idea that I would combine painting with light and this assignment to create a super post, and call it "Breaking the painting of rules". I tried to find a an unevenly distributed area, and use a flash and a 40 second shutter speed, in hopes to have a thousand Jwans, running around, trying to ruin the shot after every blinding flash.That didn't work out either so I had to hop on the 101 transit right back to Square One. So I thought, "Why don't I just put a lot of stuff infront of the oh my god i'm sorry i just ordered pizza and it came and it looks BEYOND delicious. Okay, so as i was saying, put a few things infront of the subject. I can honestly say that i'm not completely satisfied with these photos that i've taken. I've learned that breaking the rules isn't as simple as taking a photo of something or someone that is out of focus. With breaking the rules, you really have to think long and hard about what is it that you're trying to achieve, and which rules exactly have to be broken. Even though this is due on monday, i'll let Zanini mark it, however I will find different ways to break the rules and update this post. That's if anybody is actually ever reading this blog. Oh my god, do I even have more viewers than just Zanini and Georgia marking?? One of life's many unanswered questions, I suppose. 



And the oscar goes to:


THE MONA DECE-A

       






 
Before we start, a simple question: 
When did the renaissance even start???
It is believed that the Renaissance was in full throttle in the 14th century in Zanini's homeland, Italy.

The Renayyyysance was a super moany and grungy period in European history where everyone painted really confusing pictures, where you never understood whether the subject was happy or not, like when people smile with their frowns. A lot of different historians have unique takes on what, exactly, brought about the Renaissance, but they've unanimously agreed that it was a revival of Classical learning and the arts. A lil rumour on the block was that ever since the Plague had hit Europe, survivors and generations to come were reminded of their mortality which resulted in their greater interest in life on Earth.  

A lot of conditions combined to spark the movement of that damn cERazy Renaissance, and in terms of culture, the renaissance stricken-Europe made so many significant advances during this time period that it would take 10,000+ blogs to completely say what it left behind as a legacy, but i'll try to get at least a few points down ;) . 



"Okay so basically I went to this really obscure art gallery in this really underground place in europe and
got some indie model no one knows about and photoshopped her onto this super xcluse painting called the Möna"

As you all may know, this painting was done by the one and only, Leonardo Davinci. What's really cool about Leonardo Davinci, was that he was not only an artist, but he was also a friggen genius. He created designs for things such as a helicopter, a tank, concentrated solar power, a calculator, and a potential TIME MACHINE (wtftwtftwtftwtf actually stop)

What legacy did the Renaissance leave behind Jwan?????

Most people believe that this very crucial time in Europe, it was the rebirth of old beliefs and thoughts and inspiration for new discoveries. Basically take everything that we have on this Earth today, and slap yourself in the face with it, because it all came from the Renaissance. I hope it didn't really hurt. For instance, you can thank the Renaissance for granting every math teacher, and student, the joy that is the Pythagorean Theorem, created by Pythagoras, which, we all know, is used in present-day math classes. You know those shitty make-shift stained glass rubber things we all used to make? You can thank the Renaissance for that too. Today’s churches and cathedrals have stained-glass windows with lead frames that were invented during the Renaissance, which  brings us to Christianity. Christianity was a major major major religion during this period in history, we all know that cause Da Vinci and Jesus hung out like everyday apparently. Even Architecture used by princes and aristocrats are still used today. Through the ancient texts, Italians could start their golden age; an age of brilliance, advancements, and discoveries that would inspire later cultures to flourish as they did.


Why is the Mona Lisa so great Jwan???
The Mona Lisa is great, because it's the earliest found Italian portrait to focus so closely on the sitter in a half-length portrait. With such specific dimensions that are allowed to be painted professionally, the painting is generous enough to include her arms and hands without them touching the frame. The portrait, unlike others before it, is painted in such a realistic and proportionate scale, where everything seems just right. The aspects of this painting were so brand new to Leonardo's work, as none of his earlier portraits displayed such breath-taking beauty.


Da Vinci Trivial Facts

His other famous works include The Last Supper, and the iconic diagram of the Vitruvian Man. 



So why is he so great Jwan?? 
Because even after 10 billion years of him pushing up dandelions, people are still talking about him. After all this time, i'm being forced to write an essay about him, and after all this time people are still wondering if Mona's smiling or not. He left a vast legacy behind, and was so brilliant that there are conspiracy theories surrounding extra-terrestrial interference with his work. Why were his engineering ideas way way WAY beyond his time? Why is it that there are so many mysteries concerning the mona lisa and her damn smirk. Many say that he found a woman and simply painted her, and many say that is the reflection of him, and she's smiling like that because she has a secret, just like he did. What was it about this man, and his ideas, that inspired Tom Hanks and his receding hairline to go on a 149 minute journey to find out, we'll never know, but at least we have Ron Howard to guide us through till the end.


MONAAAAAAAA