youre the reason for the teardrops on my rayograph

My rayograph consisted of:
gravol
 a slice of lime
a cut out of me and my 3 cholos
a cut out of the statue of liberty
a sad bitter girl in the dark room

This mostly expresses my wonderful/ homicidal longing to be in New York City again.
We're off to NYC chumps

Bean

Dis be my cyanotype cha know what i mean? BATHICALLY

 I printed this picture off on a laser printer, 

painted a piece of whatever type of paper with that yellow stuff

                                           

waited for that to dry

placed the acetate ontop of it

took those two and put them in that glass thing

took the glass thing outside where the sun hit

waited 10 minutes for it to finish

ended up freaking out cause it burnt

redeemed myself by throwing it into those chemicals you wouldnt want to drink

watched it turn blue

took it out and hung it on that hanging thing

had a dance party.

;)

i make six-pence a week

Shadow Lass

So for my first process, I decided to make a gel medium. I know it's really sweet and pretty badass but you need to calm down because I am only human folks. Making this was a long process and took a couple of days so i'm going to explain how I did it (even though I know my only blog viewer is you Zanini). Essentially I printed this picture out and I taped it to this piece of bristol board and then I got this weird white glue acrylic ish and spread one coat on it every time it got dry from the last coat till it became thick enough and I put it in lukewarm water and took the paper off which left me with the gel medium, cha know? If that wasn't sufficient in the sense that you wouldn't be able to make one based off my steps, then you can learn how to properly make a gel medium here.

lololol good one i hope you didn't actually think i was going to go out of my way to search gel medium processes, you have google, you do it. man o man these gen y'ers

So Jwan, what can I do with this gel-medium??

You can make a "Beware of Shadow Lass" sign, to protect you from robbers that make gun hand gestures.

You can accessorize with a Shampoo bottle holder, just incase you need that extra push to finally get you in with the cool kids.

You can frame Shadow Lass for Kony's war crimes, so the facebook activists won't know what hit'em.

You can filter your street lamp light, just cause filtering street lamp lights are a thing.

You can stay in disguise whilst undercover.

You can use it for motivational purposes i.e. Setting a goal for your desired weight.

You can put it on a lamp to make it look really pretty

Picture with flash & now I'VE PROVEN IT'S A GEL MEDIUM

So guys and gals, I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to make a gel medium.

c ya